White House Down

Have I done a review about this? Don't think I have, so here we go! 

Firstly Jamie Foxx makes a kiss ass president! I mean what president have you seen fight a terrorist but all he really cares about are his Jordans. And I quote: "Get your hands off my Jordans!" said President J.Sawyer to the freakish titanic baddie he was kicking in the face. Want some more information on why you should President J.Sawyer as the next President of America? Here's one reason - he's fired a freaking ROCKET! But unfortunately he lost it, so I advise all white house caretakers to be careful whilst cleaning the grass! 

Channing Tatum would make a fearsome secret service agent if he wasn't already invested in acting. But I think he still has a shot, right? Despite the fact that the movie had prodigious baddies who were masters in whatever they were masters in, I wasn't too thrilled about the fact that the good side passed through presidents like James Diamond passes through girls. I thought that if the most secure house in the world was under attack, they'd choose an acting president not elect another; though technically they weren't officially the presidents because America didn't get to vote. But anyway, it seems like in the film we went through 48 presidents and then back to 46. 

However I was hugely fascinated by the villains, I loved the fact that they were so humorous. I mean have you ever found a crook that was diabetic? Long story short, I couldn't entirely decide who's side I was on because both sides made some idiotic calls, for example, why would you send troops in helicopters after you've been ruthlessly warned that there are the baddies have eyes on the roof? How dumb! Come to think of it, the criminals didn't have any dramatic loss; except the fact that the tattoo guy looked like his heart had been ripped out after, their leader shot some tv guy he loved. 

Overall a film that features Jamie Foxx, Channing Tatum, and Joey King is a must watch. With J. Foxx it's pretty obviously that there's gonna be jokes in there or someone's gonna touch something of his and he'll get furious. C. Tatum = massive action and the blowing up of cars. J. King has a mischievous side to her, so she's just gonna ignore what people say. 

All in all, I thoroughly enjoyed the film. Nonetheless, I feel so bad for the white house, it's all the target but imagine if Olympus Has Fallen and White House Down had been combined... I can't use foul language on my posts but I'm sure you get the jest. So get off your sluggish bony butts and go watch the film. The trailer is below: 

White House Down