If I Were A Boy - Beyoncé
- How we get ready - I mean guys have to stop and realize that when they tell us to get ready, they need to give us like about 3 hours head start instead of telling us 5 minutes before they appear on your doorstep. You might make fun of us but dudes you need to comprehend how scared this shit is to us. The whole concept of getting ready is that we learn it from a young age like when we are like 13, that fact that we can make a face mask out of stuff in our fridge is freaking legendary and that's the magic of fashion magazines.
- Going to the toilet in a group - Why do you guys have a problem with us going the bathroom in a group? There are several reasons we go in there together, maybe one of us wants to ditch the date or to discussion how it's going. If we don't like you then simple, we are gonna make a run for it.
- Periods - This is possible what annoys me the most because I thought that the fact that I have three brothers they'd know how painful it is but it seems like they don't.So the next time you come near a girl during her time of the month and you wanna say something but you know what's coming out of your trap isn't a compliment then keep it shut unless you want to get kicked in your balls. Being on your period feels like someone's repeatedly punching you in the guts with a topping of a headache.
- Wearing the same outfit - We don't wear them to please you. If we think they are cute or stylish then obviously we are gonna wear it.
- Shopping - For us girls, shopping is our own retail therapy and it's actually way cheaper than actual therapy! We shop because we need new clothes, we shop because we are sad. Don't complain if we spend too much time in the changing room trying on clothes, if you don't wanna stay then simply get off your ass and walk out the door. I mean no one's tying you down.
Inspired by Jenna Marbles' Things Boys Don't Understand
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