The Expendables

Oh my gosh! I know that I'm a year late, but who the hell cares! I just watched the most extravagant movie ever featuring the mind-boggling cast ever! I don't give a damn what anybody says, The Expendable movies have had the most incredible line-up of actors in the whole of the 21st-century film industry!

So today I watched The Expendables 2, I mean I was pissed and mad; so I needed something happy. This might sound sick but if you actually sat down on your butts and watched this film, it'd cheer you the hell up! Anyway, I watched The Expendables earlier this year and I thought if they are making a sequel, then the cast is obviously going to be unreal. Which it was! So my fellow film viewers and lovers, tilt your eyes to a marvelous cast.

1. Sylvester Stallone
2. Jason Statham
3. Jet Li
4. Dolph Lundgren
5. Terry Crews
6. Chuck Norris
7. Jean-Claude Van Damme
8. Bruce Willis
9. Arnold Schwarzenegger
10. Randy Couture
11. Liam Hemsworth
12. Scott Adkins
13. Yu Nan

Seriously, though, look at this cast list and please tell me that you haven't or wouldn't watch this film! However, if you do say that you'd never watch this film, I'm disowning you right now at this very minute! Both films were written by Stallone, who had help from some other guys and of course, he comprised a bit of comedy with a severe ton of action. 

Thus who doesn't love an action film that has several things blowing up, with a star cast that can crack a bunch of jokes whilst blow people's brains up? As I eagerly waited for the sequel to drop in box office, I heard that Stallone and Van Damme were gonna have a battle scene. Believe me, when I say, that battle scene was an epic, merciless one. It was like watching WWE anything goes match! 

Woefully I can't say too much, conversely, I do recommend that you guys go check both movies out as they are extremely the best action incorporated comedy films, I've seen in a long time. How they managed to find a cast like this...I don't know but what I do know is that this film has truly changed my life in ways that I can't explain. Like literally.  You can watch both trailers below here:

The Expendables

The Expendables 2

"Beware Beware of What We Care, Care for What You Do, Or Mumbo Jumbo is HooDoo You, Mumbo Jumbo Is Gonna HooDoo You, Boomlay Boomlay Boom" The Expendables